Barometers, Thermometers

She checks barometers, thermometers

As though she thought she had a say

And when she's cold she wears a coat just like the rest of us

She don't keep her world at bay

She takes an umbrella wherever she goes

She takes it so she won't get wet

But half the time it never does

Just when she's positive it will

And she asks herself

Is it true there is a limit to just how much you can do

And it seems like there's no end to what gets done and done to you

Some choice advice

It's never the same river twice

She looks for changes in the atmosphere

She says it's raining cats and dogs

And when it stops it always puddles and you step in it

And that's when you ask yourself

Is it true one foot of water is enough to drown a man

And do people really melt if they stay out in it too long

Some choice advice

It's never the same river twice

She takes a walk before the storm

She knows it won't be long

Before it's water water everywhere

Over there the grass is green

And she asks herself

Is it true there is a limit to just how much you can do

And it seems like there's no end to what gets done and done to you

Some choice advice

It's never the same river twice