One (Ultra Lame White Boy)

I like to eat, I like somewhere to sleep. But I don't like to work, I just really like to talk about it. I tried it at first But my boss was a jerk He wasn't smart enough to see I'm so much smarter then him.

Am I lazy? Am I just being a fuck? Am I crazy? yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Am I'm lazy? I'm not the only one, I'm not the only one, I'm not the only one.

I can't get going When I'm knowin' what I'm gonna get. And I know that there's something That I gotta get done now. I'd rather be hackin', smoking reefer and slackin'. If I wasn't so smart, I could be working at a coffee cart.

Am I lazy? Not just being a fuck Am I crazy? yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Am I'm lazy? I'm not the only one, I'm not the only one, I'm not the only one.