Bikini Girls With Machine Guns

I been a drag racer on LSD

And I rode bare-assed on top of the Sphinx

I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet

And man, that was fun for a while you bet but...

Bikini girls with machine guns

Bikini girls with machine guns

This stuff'll kill ya

It's loaded with fun

Bikini girls with machine guns

Well I savored many foreign kinds of delicacies

Intoxicated 'til I can't tell what the hell I could see

Had all the violence and liquor within close reach

But all bars, pills and three ways lead me back to the beach and...

Now they say that virtue is its own reward

But when that surf comes in I'm gonna get my board

I got my own ideas about the righteous kick

You can keep the reward, I'd just as soon stay sick...