Oh! Vanity

When I was a little child

What you'd call a runaway

Find me with a latch and key

Crawling in the dirt

There's a problem just for me

I have a thousand worlds to see

Always one for running wild

and dressing up to be like You

Oh Vanity, Oh Vanity

Will keep me from insanity

This heart of mine would rather die

Than live a life of humanity

And now I'm all grown up to be

A paranoid schizophenic

My friends are all like me and You

I cannot tell em what to do

There's another world to see

Lie down with dogs and you'll get fleas

When Paris gave her hand to me

It felt like an eternity

Now as I feel I'm growing up

It's like a drug

It's like a drug

Oh promise me Oh promise me

You'll save the one last dance for me