Man In A White Car

I see a man in a white car

Move like a ghost on the skyline

Take all your dreams

And you throw them away

Man in a white car.

I see a woman in a black bra

Searching for cheese in a pie shop

Take all your screams

And you show them everyday

Woman in a black bra.

The man in the white car

Slides along like a warm Spongmonkey

Slurps up all the creams

And to prove he's not gay

The Man shags the woman in a black bra

I knew a woman from Amsterdam

She was a very stupid Dutch Bitch

She had lobsters up the arse

She was a Dutch Bitch

It's all so fannytastic.

I like to sing rude songs

About your rancid Anal Pongs

Your arse sings all day

About people who are gay

So rude and crude

La-la-la Labia

Flapping in the wind

Singing filthy words all day

This made up song

Really should be binned

Wanking and spanking

with a furry hat

Looking at photos of

A big fluffy cat

What a load of bollocks!