I'm on the Football Team

Coach says I'm real good

Best kid in the neighborhood

Looks like I got a future ahead of me

Startin' quarterback number 13

Mom and dad are so proud of me

I'm down with the cool kids, oh yeah.

You know I'm cool

The chicks dig me

And its okay

I get replaced, but it's alright

'Cause they all know...

I'm on the football team

Na na na na na (3x)

I'm on the football team

Na na na na na (3x)

I'm on the football team

Now im gettin chicks left and right

They're lining up for Saturday night

Just to go down on me, oh yeah.

And when I walk down the hall

All of the nerds and geeks fall

Down on their knees and worship me..

You know I'm cool

The chicks dig me

And its okay

I get replaced, but it's alright

'Cause they all know...

You know I'm cool

The chicks dig me

And its okay

I get replaced, but it's alright

'Cause they all know...

"Hey dad! Guess what!"

"Whats that, son?"

"I'm on the football team!"

"Well jiminy in the buckhole."

Na na na na na, Na na na na na, Na na na na na

I'm on the football team (4x)