Spayed Kooley

I got a dog in this fight I got troops on the ground

His name is old Spayed Kooley he's the meanest dog in town

If you think I'm foolin' try bustin' in through the door

He'll tear you a whole brand new one and you won't come back no more

Spayed's a good dog he's really bad

He's the best pal this poor boy ever had

Now Spayed might get suspicious when first you chance to meet

So if you come a callin' you better wipe your feet

Empty out your pockets let him see your hands

Be sure to talk good English so he can understand

Spayed likes mariachis he loves to hear 'em croon

I know he'lI be watchin' if the fiddles ain't in tune

When you come 'round to our table you better play it sweet

Or it's adios muchachos down on Olivera Street

Spayed's a good dog he's really fine

So if you want to be a friend of mine

Pledge allegiance to our flag try to sing on key

And you won't have no problem with my dog Spayed Kooley