Porcupine Pie

Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie

Vanilla soup, a double scoop please

No, maybe I want, maybe I won't, maybe I will

The tutti fruit

With fruity blue cheese

Ah, but porcupine pie,

Porcupine pie, porcupine pie

Don't let it get on your jeans

And though it sounds a little strange

But you got to eat it with gloves

Or your hands will turn green

Ah, but porcupine pie,

Porcupine pie, porcupine pie

It weaves its way through my dreams

And I do believe

I'm gonna get one

And leave enough room for dessert

Chicken ripple ice cream