Drinkin' Beer and Wastin' Bullets

Out in the sticks and the squirrels and the ticks

Andy my 30-06, I'm runnin' out of Miller Lite

Trucks in park, the dog won't bark

Couple hours till dark

Wishin' one would walk by

Might as well left my gun in the gun rack

Been here all day

All I killed's a twelve pack

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Sittin' here waitin' on a deer, drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

Aimin' at the empties, missin' hittin' pine trees

It ain't my fault them cans keep movin'

My baby's on the phone sayin' baby come home

Where you been and

What you've been doin'

We'll I've been, sittin' here, waitin' on a deer

Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

The only deer I've seen's been John Deere green

And that don't mean, that I got a raw deal

'Cause ain't no boss callin' me hoss

Tickin' me off on the edge of this cornfield

on my second box of Winchester hundred grains

Ain't seen a big buck but it's been a good day

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Sittin' here, waitin' on a deer,

Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets