Action Movie Hero Boy

I gotta figure out where Mommy keeps the dynamite.

I'll get some measuring tape, so I can time it right.

I know it's dangerous, I know you're thinking I am a fool.

But it's the only chance I'll ever get to look so cool.

(look so cool)

Hey, look at me

casually walking away,

like action movie hero boy

in slo-mo,

everything glowing and blowing to bits right behind me.

You see it all the time in theaters on the silver screen,

like when the good guy blows the bad guy's house to smithereens.

I got a movie making camera and a dozen grenades.

I'm looking tough, I got the stuff, I got the spiffy shades.

(spiffy shades)

Hey, look at me

casually walking away,

like action movie hero boy

in slo-mo,

everything glowing and blowing to bits right behind me.

I am aware it's just a movie

I'm aware it's a cliche

I am aware I'm being stupid

I'm aware of that, but hey

This is just something I gotta do. Yeah.

Hey, look at me

casually stumbling down

like action movie blooper reel

in slo-mo,

everything glowing and blowing to bits, including me.