National Talk Like A Pirate Day

This is my song don't sing along

It's opinions disarrayed of might are drooped

Like good men I am disabled

From understanding what we are taught to condemn

In the kingdoms of the well and of the sick

And the hours that it took to think of this

And the road that got the best of you one day

Can you see it all

Some how I knew this wasn't it

Some how I knew that we will see this to fruition

They said I was a ditsy housewife

And I have a crude opinions of unpractised men

In my pajamas I still hold my record player

There's a hockey game on the table by the chair

And when it rains your hair begin to curl

Come the winds of dawn

Without your eye patch and your parrot

I've been informed it was national "talk like a pirate

day"

Perhaps this singing is a refuge

From other equally uncomfortable thoughts

And you disregard the clock upon the wall

It's a wonder you can disregard at all

You just try to find a softer way to fall

Back into my arms

Now he thought he was a citizen

But only in the vaguest sort of way

And we will tale it to the people

And the people will then take it all away

With our pencils we are righteous and we're rough

And you wonder when your education starts

And you wipe your nose upon your pretty sleeve

And then you leave

I think we had better call a cab

Our thirst for this has made these no use

And I remember our last kiss

And I'll remember all the others from now on

Until it's time to sing this song over my grave

Like a boy who just forgets the mourning shave

Or the girl gets that hound dog to behave

I will sing to you