Hot Potato

My baby's a hot potato

This song's about a girl called a hot potato

She couldn't learn to dance, so, I had to make her

And I call her my hot potato

'Cause she can dance all around the floor

There it goes

My baby's a hot potato

She can't dance but I know I'll make her

She's so dumb, she can't see

Her lack of ability is killing me

She's gotta be a hot potato

She's gotta be a hot potato

Soon, she's got to learn to rock

She's got to learn to roll

She's got to learn to move

She's got to get some soul

Oh baby, get up off that chair

Hold my hand, you'll soon be there

Dance with me baby, my baby's a hot potato

You gotta be a hot potato, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm gonna take you

Take you downtown

I'm gonna show you the bright lights

Show you around

You'll soon learn to dance

Like you've never done before

You'll learn to rock

You'll learn to shake the floor

My baby's a hot potato

Bound to be a hot potato yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, she's dancing now

Oh, she learnt so fast

Down and around she goes

Up and down, round and round

Up and down, round and round

Oh hot potato, hot potato

So, you've learned

You know what to do

Now, you're my girl

You're gonna love me true

I'm gonna kiss you, I'm gonna take you out

There ain't no barriers, now, we can shout, alright

Oh, we're both hot potatos

We're both hot potatos, now, right now

Away we go

We're going round and round

Away we go

We're going round and round

Oh, up and down

Oh, up and down

Oh, up and down, baby

Oh, up and down, baby

Work it out

We're both hot potatos

We're both hot potatos now