I'm Surprised

Well you come to me

With your accusations

And you sit me down

Put your finger in my face

And you say you want some kind of explanation

Oh but darling

Your suspicion is misplaced

So I'm surprised

You don't know me better

I'm surprised you think I'm that kind of man

I'm surprised that you don't believe me

I'm surprised that you don't understand

Yeah and I've been trying

To read the way your face moves

It might tell me

Just how long I've got to breathe

And what you're feeling about me

Well by now

We both know I was lying

And everything you nailed me with was true

And so I throw myself darling at your mercy

And I'll understand whatever you will do

So I'm surprised

You still want to see me

I'm surprised you're gonna let me live

I'm surprised your daddy hasn't killed me

I must say I was pleasantly surprised