Fuckingsong

I will never get to touch you

So I wrote this song instead

Thinking about you lying in a bed

It's gonna get inside your head

And it's the best that I can do

This is the closest I can get

So let it penetrate your consciousness

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yes

Oh, turn it up, turn me on

I'm feeling good but don't get me wrong

I know it's just a song

And every time you play it

I will perform the best I can

Press repeat and there I am, and there I am

Always glad to be your man

Yeah, and this way

Oh well, there won't be any mess

As I assure you that there would be in the flesh

Oh, this is my very, very best

Turn it up, turn me on

I'm feeling good but don't get me wrong

'Cause I know it's just a song

Always eager, always ready

Always in tune and always primed

And I'm always there for you

I'm always on time, unlike in real life

Turn it up, turn me on

I'm feeling good but don't get me wrong

No, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong

'Cause I know it's just a fucking song