Newsflash

Have you heard the latest newsflash

About the deaths In Lebanon

Another forty soldiers died

At the hands of American guns

They had to die said the Captain

They refused to conform at all

And tomorrow morning at sunrise

We're going to kill some more

Newsflash always depressing me

Newsflash why's it never happy

Newsflash always messing up my mind, mind, mind

Have you heard the latest newsflash

About the rapist on the run

He's mad so don't approach him

He knobs his victims just for fun

Used to be a Broadmoor patient

They messed up with his brain

Thought he was much better now

But now he's on the prowl again

Have you heard the latest newsflash

About the copper committing assault

Because of his high status

It couldn't possibly be his fault

The jury returned not guilty

O.K. PC, you're free

Thanks your honour I'm grateful

That's how it should be