Medicine Ball

Oh my goodness, what have I done?

Oh no, I can't believe it

It's like I've got the whole world in my palm

And I'm ready to drop bombs

Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca

It's the village in New York, right next to the TriBeCa

That's my sector, homosexual dissector

Come again, rewind selector

I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy, Hector

So you can't get pregnant if I buy sex and erect ya'

Hannibal Lecter into guy sex and I bet ya'

I tantalize ya' and in less then 5 seconds I get ya'

They say once bitten and twice shy

Well, I'm next to the guy with 9 ecstasy pills and 5 extra

Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities

Why? Yes sir, I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser

That's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester?

Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester

Performed a home abortion with Dexter

Then I guess, I'll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pin

How should I begin it and where does it all end?

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pin

How should I begin it and where does it all end?

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

All my West Side bitches throw it up

Put a balloon inside your pussy, quief and blow it up

Man, I think that Eggers fell off the tip, didn't show enough

So you better change the station to keep from throwing up

Man, you've seen it all before, you're all too familiar with it

There's a penis on the floor and two balls so you know who did it

You know you with it girl, don't front, oh no, you didn't

I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole, you kiddin'?

I'll pee on Rihanna, see man, I'll do what I wanna

Spray perfume in a sauna room, crazy gluing Madonna

To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two then sit on her

Imagine the visual for that man who would've thought I

Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeance

But the chick's so old, she looks like she outlived her life sentence

I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive

If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive

I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pin

How should I begin it and where does it all end?

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pin

How should I begin it and where does it all end?

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand

Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand

Here, you need a hand, big man?

Grab a hold of this branch with both hands

Man, they don't understand I'm just a sick man

Now everybody's pissed at me like it's my fault

This name rhymes with so many different words, geez

So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves

Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please

Eminem, I'm coming to kill you

Always hated you and I still do

You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume

Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you

You're taking this shit too far

Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire

Everyday I hate you more and more

Throw down the cardboard

Let's break dance if you think you're hardcore

I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pin

How should I begin it and where does it all end?

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pin

How should I begin it and where does it all end?

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

The world is mine