Ass Like That

I'll be

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee pee go

Da-doing doing doing

I don't believe it

It's almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee pee go

Da-doing doing doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer

She's shakin' that ass to the new Nelly Jams

I think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'ma answer

Police saying freeze, da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze? Please I'm a human being

I have needs, I'm not done not till I'm finished peeing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing

Mister officer, I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer

I just like to pee, pee, pee

Yes I make R 'n' B

I sing song that go ringy chong

Ching chong chong chong ching

Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

If I offend, I'm sorry please, please forgive

For I am triumph the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee pee go

Da-doing doing doing

Jessica Simpson

Looks oh so temptin'

Nick I ain't never seen a ass like that

Every time I see the show on MTV

My pee pee goes

Da-doing doing doing

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they gettin' older, they startin' to grow bum-bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

Police saying freeze, da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze? Jeez, I just got my seat

I have ticket, look I put it away my zipper zipped

Please do not remove me from this movie theater please

I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman

This movie is P.G. mister officer, I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free

Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyer is with Michael?

He's too busy, I'm triumph

Britney spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you laugh

'Cos there's a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee pee go

Da-doing doing doing

Hilary Duff is

Not quite old enough so

I ain't never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I'll say ass

And she'll make my pee pee go

Da-doing doing doing

The way she moves she dances like a gogo

In that video she sings 'Get out' you bozo

I need a new boyfriend, 'Hi my name is Jojo'

Police saying freeze, da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?

My computers will be seized

And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies

Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee

Pee, on the radio, but I think I did

Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit

Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

I don't think my joke is working, I must flee

Quick get to the chopper, everybody get down

I'm not Triumph, I'm Arnold get down

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen a ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee pee go

Da-doing doing doing

So Gwen Stefani

Will you pee-pee on me please?

I ain't never seen a ass like that

'Cos the way you move it

You make my pee-pee go

Da-doing doing doing

Fuck is wrong with you