Fun Is a Floppy Bitch

Six o’clock babe and how do you feel

Fake boy, killjoy, just another cheap thrill

I’m so sick, you’re so bad, take my pills and I wanna

go back to bed.

Fun fun fun, fun to pitch.

Fun fun fun, fun to switch

Fun to pitch, fun to switch

Fun is a floppy bitch

Pitch the fun and switch the one,

Screw it again, no time for pain

Pitch the fun, screw it again

No time for pain.

Maybe baby, next week…

Unless you want to touch me,

Unless you want to get close to me

You can piss on my couch

I piss on your face

You got nothing to say but a lot of time to waste

Come as you are and pay as you go,

Just gimme your cash and we’re ready to go,

Lick my boots, Kiss my ass

Your life is a mess

I’ve got no time for pain

We’ll set the book of rules on fire,

How to act and how to dress to sound and all liars

It is time for a new kick movement

Everybody can do it

Bad girls do it and the boys can do it.

What’s new pussycat move it move it.

Like this…

Shake your money maker and move it.

Fun fun fun, fun to pitch

Fun fun fun, fun to switch

Fun to pitch, fun to switch

Fun is a floppy bitch

Pitch the fun and switch the one,

Screw it again, no time for pain

Pitch the fun, screw it again

No time for pain.

Maybe baby, next week…