We Were Witchy Witchy White Women

I was on the inside looking out for you

You were on the outside looking in

We were a witchy coven of white women

We knew a lot about a regional sin

We were protected by the police crime wave

Gangster computer with a bloodied touch

There were so many of us

Or not enough

Or maybe much too much

TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH!

I met you on a Monday

It was Friday night

You were doin' alright cause it was Saturday night

and we were night bitches, white witches

We lived under the city

We were doin' alright

We ran around in circles casting spells all night

Terrorizing kids and causing a fight

I put a spell on you

You put a spell on me

Though we just couldn't spell love without consulting a white

She said

Some girls wished to think were teenage bitches

Other girls wanna be lesbian witches

But I'm wishy washy

Or wishy wishy

I just wish someone would watch me when I get too witchy now

We were married by the priestess all night

Lesbian lovers till the day we die

We were hot girls

But we had a query

If which marries witch which witch am I

But every fairy tale has to end some time honey

The chief of police, he wanted too much money

Pulled up his britches

Like up a bunch of bitches

Threw away the key cause he thought it was funny

So that's the story of how we found each other

Living as witches in a and L.A. cave

We rock stars

Baby, We were white women

We were trouble, trouble, trouble

We just couldn't behave

Now were just dancin' for the boys in the coast guard

Nobody knows we were once witches in love

They treat us so bad

Makes us so sad

We just cry, cry like when doves cry like a dove

But every now and then we get a reminder of

The days when we could wrap ourselves in witchy, witchy love

I go up on you

You go down on me

We go round, round, round

And we strap on the dirty glove

Go to the store and now get us something good to eat baby

Microwave cheese sashimi

Cause it takes blood sugar

and lots of energy to shuffle your feet

And go dancing with me tonight

Tonight!

Tonight!

Tonight!