The Newark Airport Boogie

Shake and bake your turkey to the left

Move your doggie to the right

Move your feet into the fire

Foam at the mouth all night

Washing rinsing repeating

Until it's done

And it's about as much fun, baby

As being a nun

Here's the time everybody breaks into song

It doesn't matter how you sing along just sing along

It doesn't matter how you turn it on just turn it on

It doesn't matter how you get it right just don't be wrong

The sheik he don't lie

He drive a Mercedes Benz

The sheik he build a big house

In Dubai for his sheik friends

The sheik sometimes he need to go

A million miles an hour

When he plays his sheik guitar solo

He soak up all the power

Here's the time everybody breaks into song

It doesn't matter how you sing along just sing along

It doesn't matter how you turn it on just turn it on

50 million screaming China men just can't be wrong

Oh we gonna bounce

Two times tonight

Five times tonight

Eight times tonight

10 times a night

And my momma say Miguel Bose

Ain't the same without Bimba Bose

And the sound of the night tonight

You can't deny

It's an oldie but a goodie

It's the Newark Airport Boogie

My momma say Miguel Bose

Ain't the same without Bimba Bose

My momma say Miguel Bose

Ain't the same without Bimba Bose

My momma say Miguel Bose

Ain't the same without Bimba Bose

My momma say Miguel Bose

Ain't the same without Bimba Bose

Everybody stand and scream "Bose! Bose!"

Even though he ain't got nothing going in the USA

His tight pants and his eyeliner will surely blow you away

He always kills the night in the same way night kills the day

Oh we gonna bounce

Two times tonight

Five times tonight

Eight times tonight

10 times a night

And the sheik don't lie

Oh my my my my my

And the sheik don't lie

Oh my my my my my

And the sound of the night tonight

You can't deny

It's and oldie but a goodie

It's the Newark Airport Boogie