It’s Horseshit!

Ow!

Ah! Yes.

You say that one and one make two

But how am I supposed to love you?

When everything you say is untrue

And the rumours stick to me like glue

There ain’t no doubt about it

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

It’s horseshit!

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

It’s horseshit!

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

Come on!

Ow!

Now you tried to you made a fool out of me

You know you’re barking up the wrong tree

But one day soon I’m going to be

At your door saying “Open Sesame”

Won’t have to shout it

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

It’s horseshit!

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

It’s horseshit!

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

Come on!

Oh!

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

The numbers don’t add up

Haha!

Reach into those fun bags

Horseshit, Ah. Horseshit

Come on

Haha!

I’ll take you from riches to rags

Horseshit, Horseshit

It’s what I do

Haha!

Reach into your fun bags – tonight!

Horseshit, Horseshit

Haha!

I’ll take you from riches to rags

Haha!

Now tell me true

Come on!

Haha!

You’re my lady

Haha!

You know you like it, ha

Haha!

I got to, I got to, I got to

Come on

Horseshit, horseshit…

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It’s horseshit!

Horseshit!

Horseshit!

Horse…shit!

Yes!