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They're doin' it way down South too

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They're givin' shit away!

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Singing hip, hip, hooray!

Well, the hapless sucker, the one who buys

His happiness comes in such little sizes

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And we shout it out and we shout it out

And we shout it out and we shout it out

And we shout it out and we shout it out

And we shout it out and we shout it out

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