Doom and Gloom and Doom and Gloom

Our hearts will love you, our lips will kiss you

Our teeth will tear your flesh apart

The will of death and destruction is on display

Like a precious work of art.

I said, "It's such a coup, it's nothing new, it's nothing we haven't seen.

It's just a big to-do to punish you for being so unclean."

Our operators are standing by

To provide you with excellent service

The monotones make you want to die

And also understandably nervous

I spoke with Gerald Ford on the Ouija board

and he said the whole thing stinks.

He said, "It's such a bore, it's nothing more than playing Tiddly-Winks."

So, Doom and gloom and doom and gloom

Hounds of hell are howling at the moon

And we're visiting Joe Biden's tomb

And the eternal sand of time will run the course

Just like a headless horseman without a horse

And I don't care what any of this means

When I hit the iceberg, the iceberg sinks

I don't need your gravity

So, go ahead and slap your big X on me.

Our corporate masters bathe in profits

From the re-usable nightmare

and the action news correspondent displays his marvelous shiny hair

He said it's getting a little bit stuffy in here now don't you think

But never fear, the weekend's here, you can dive into your drink for more

Doom and doom and doom and gloom

Judgment day is surely coming soon

All the boys and girls stay in their room

Even though the story is about you

This story surely will be told without you

And the eternal sand of time will run their course

Just like a headless horseman without a horse.