Aren't You a Little Pervert Too?!

This one is for our troops

Who beat the shit

Out of bad people

And their families

Aren't you a little pervert too

Just a little handcuff doesn't do

Beat the bullet, push and pull it

Till the crotch is black and blue

Aren't I a little pervert too

Aren't you a little pervert too

Think the seventh orifice will do

You're the socket for the rocket

In my pocket dododoooo

I know you're a little pervert too

There's a million different ways to get off

I have seen it on TV in Tokyo

In Finland and Australia

Not so much in America

Americans prefer the Rodeo

Aren't you a little pervert too

Dream of what a whip can do to you

All your lipstick on my dipstick

As you scream like a baboon

Aren't you a little pervert too

Aren't you a little pervert too

Getting off waiting at the loo

For the hour the golden shower

Is being spilled all over you

I know honey that you want it too

Let me spill my love all over you

I know you're a little pervert too