Lovebug Itch

When the lovebug bites you don't know where to scratch,

It keeps right on a bitin' 'till it begins to hatch.

It makes the old feel young, and the poor feel rich.

It's just a little thing called the lovebug itch.

Oh, the day I held my baby on my knee, along came the lovebug and took a bite of me.

I put my arms around her, tied a lovers' hitch,

I tingled and I knew I had the lovebug itch.

Oh, I love her lips and I love 'em close to mine.

I love 'em 'cause they taste like a drop of cherry wine.

I'm gonna stick to her just as if she's glue.

I'm itchin' for her, I know she's itchin', too.

Oh, my pulse beats fast, my fever starts to rise,

My heart goes pitty-pat when I look into her eyes.

I break out in a sweat and I begin to twitch.

There ain't no vaccination for the lovebug itch.