Mr. Flute Man

He was there with his hair and his glasses

I was 'ere with me beer and my fags, I mean my cigarettes

All the bums they had come for a sing-song

It's just as well smelly Nell wasn't there

Hey, Mr. Flute Man won't you play flute for me

Play flute for me

play flute for me

Hey, Mr. Flute man won't you play flute for me

Play flute, play flute for me

Now, filthy Phil chatted Lil, dadadada dada

Now! Filthy Phil chatted Lil in the corner

He blows his nose as he shows her...

Not yet! Now, only on the chorus now, you gotta let me sing the... (giggles) sing the verse! You naughty audience.

Now filthy Phil, he chatted Lil in the corner

He blows his nose as he shows her his badge, which he won in a war

And we smiled when he belched as he kissed her

It's just as well smelly Nell wasn't there

Hey, Mr. Flute Man won't you play flute for me

Play flute for me

Play flute for me

Hey, Mr. Flute man won't you play flute for me

Play flute, play flute for me

Hey!

Yeah! Very good.