The Jerk Parade

Line up now for the jerk parade

Mr. and Mrs. second rate

All you drama drag queens

Got 15 minutes to fuck up

Until the crowd has had enough

Smile and let the show begin, yeah

Plastic doesn't burn

It just stinks and turns

Into something disposable

When the lights go out

Vanish like your crowd

Whoo-hooo, whoo-hooo

And get what you deserve

Get what you deserve

Inject what money can afford

I'll see you all at betty ford's

Take a bow and the backdoor

Your bad intentions will get worse

I wanna watch your closet burst

When your skeletons don't fit no more

Plastic doesn't burn

It just stinks and turns

Into something disposable

When the lights go out

Gonna steal your crown

Whoo-hooo, whoo-hooo

You'll get what you deserve

Get what you deserve (the jerk parade)

Plastic doesn't burn

It just stinks and turns

Into something disposable

When the lights go out

Take your final bow

Whoo-hooo, whoo-hooo, whoo-hooo

And don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out