Jimmy

Well, I kinda feel sorry for Jimmy

Yeah, but you don't know the whole story

He wasn't a nice guy

What do you mean?

Let me tell ya

Jimmy's in a wheel chair and I don't care

He used to walk his dog

And then he'd beat him good

Like his pretty wife and now they're up and gone

And jimmy's in a wheelchair and I don't care

He was the president of a company

He kept his workers poor

He'd lie and cheat and steal

Well, when justice strikes

Well, every once in a while

It makes a bullseye hit

Well, every once in a while

He used to yell and scream

Until his son would cry

Then he'd run him down

Well, he don't run no more

Jimmy's in a wheelchair and I don't care

He got big and fat and he was ridin' high

Makin' lots of cash trashin' others' lives

Now jimmy's in a wheelchair and I don't care

Lord, he had it comin'

Now he's cryin' in his beer

Lord, have mercy on this man