I'm a Potato

Supermarket flashbacks

Show arms and legs in plastic sacks

Fat men twelve bananas high

Die while all the woman cry

Love, love gets sucked away

On big fat lips while people pray

Boy plus girl make mess out of sex

No babies come, what happens next?

De-evolution

Self execution

No solution

I'm a potato and I'm so hip

Teenage hoodlums stand in line

Donate blood to pay for crime

Butchers steal doctor's tools

Sow pretty heads on dogs and mules

Hi-fi systems, men in pairs

Tape bodies falling down the stairs

Father-son teams split the cost

Of nighttime girls but all is lost

To de-evolution

Self execution

No solution

I'm a spudman, I got eyes all around

Martian feet turn dirt and stone

For buried treasure, human bone

Madison men, tattoo ads

On ten year olds with sucker pads

Rockets rust, attack, decay

Things tall apart while spacemen play

Now daddy zero drops his brown

Go down, go down, go down

To de-evolution

Self execution

No solution

I'm a spudgun, I'd like to shoot 'em all