What's New For Fall

Into corduroys or jeans, chinos or capris

Sweater vest no sleeves, oxford underneath

Or whatever you think

Whatever is gonna make you want me

C'mon and dress me

I'll be your mannequin

Make me attractive

So sexy and thin

I will stand still

Pose me in any position

And when the people pass by the window

I'll be adored by them

I want to be one of the boys

From the catalogs that you flip through

You'll point and say, 'He's the one,'

(Lick your finger, turn the page

Slick gloss over images)

And you wast no time deciding

You grab the credit card

And call, start ordering

But what's new for fall by spring means nothing

I want to undress you

In your walk-in closet

After you try on

One of your new outfits

I know that six months later

You won't be caught dead in it

But for that moment you're there

With your shape hanging everywhere

And it looks perfect - just perfect

I don't think she likes me

Not with this haircut

I don't think she likes me

I shouldn't eat so much