I Am the Owl

I am your plumber

No, I never went away

I still bug your bedrooms

And pick up everything you say

It can be a boring job

To moniter all day your excess talk

I hear when you're drinking

And cheatin' on your lonely wife

I play tape recordings of you to my friends at night

We've got a girl in bed with you

You're on a candid camera

We just un-elected you

I am the owl

I seek out the foul

Wash 'em away keep America clean

For clean livin' folks like me

If you demonstrate against somebody we like

I'll slip on my wig

And see if I can start a riot

Transform you to an angry mob

All your leaders go to jail for my job

But we ain't the Russians

Political trials are taboo

We've got our secret ways of getting rid of you

Fill you full of LSD

Turn you loose on a freeway

I am the owl

I seek out the foul

Wash 'em away, keep America clean

For clean livin' folks like me

Send you spinning, Send you spinning

send you spnning all over the freeway

spinning on the crowded freeway

spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway

spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway

spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway

spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway

spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin

Lookout!

The press, they never even cared

Why a youth leader walked into a speeding car

In ten years we'll leak the truth

By then it's only so much paper

You know watergate hurt

But nothing ever really changed

A teeny bit quiter

But we still play our little games

We still play our little games

We still play our little games

We still play our little , we still play our little

we still play our little, we still play our little games

We still play a lot of games

I am the owl

I seek out the foul

Wash 'em away

Keep America clean

For me!