Potholes in My Lawn

Yo, something's wrong here, no, not again

Get the daisies for the

Potholes in my lawn

Potholes in my lawn

Potholes in my lawn

Everybody's sayin', what to do

When suckin' lunatics start diggin' and chewin'

They don't know that the soul don't go for that potholes in my lawn

And that goes for my rhyme sheet which I concentrated so hard on

See I don't ask for maximum security but my dwellin' is swellin'

It nipped my bud when I happened to fall

Into a spot where no ink or an ink-blot was on a scroll

I just wrote me a new 'Mot' but now it's gone,

There's no suckers knew that I hate

To recognize that every time I'm writin', it's gone

Yodel-a-hee, yodel-oh-hee, yodel-a

Yodel-a-hee, yodel-oh-hee, yodel-ee-hee-hee-hee

Potholes in my lawn

I've found that it's not wise to leave my garden untended

'Cause eyes has now pardoned all laws of privacy

Even paws are after my writer see

After seeing that everyone's sayin' what to do when suckers are preyin'

Upon my well-guarded spreadsheets

Oh why, hell does it send up fleets of evil-doers through the big hole

To get to evil-doers who dig holes which leaves my lawn with lawn-chew

I think I'd better plant traces to give clues or better yet call 911

And when they get here I inform them I'm the Plug One

Open a chair and let them realize the reason for concern of the Soul

'Cause we've come down with a case of potholes

Yodel-a-hee, yodel-oh-hee, yodel-a

Yodel-a-hee, yodel-oh-hee, yodel-ee-hee-hee-hee

Who stole, who stole, who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Now you got the message

What to do when you die the death that I predict in 'Plug Tunin'

It's a shame that you deny to claim

That you stole my words of fame that I wrote in my rhyme sheet

Which I concentrated so hard on

See I don't ask for a barbed wire fence B

My dwellin' is swellin', it nipped my bud

When I happened to fall into a spot

Where no ink or an ink-blot was on a scroll

I just wrote me a new 'Mot' but now it's gone there's no

Suckers knew that I hate to recognize

That every time I'm writin' it's gone

Potholes in my lawn

Yodel-a-hee, yodel-oh-hee, yodel-a

Yodel-a-hee, yodel-oh-hee, yodel-ee-hee-hee-hee