This Bottle

Last week he spent

His whole pay check on whiskey

I know Friday night he'll do it all again

Oh he'll drink till he falls down

Then he'll order one more round

And then go home with that bottle in his hand

And the only thing I can hold on to

Is this bottle in my hand

I know I'll never have to share it

With any other man

I'm so glad you introduced us

And I'll do the best I can

To be faithful to this bottle in my hand

She told George that changing diapers

Could sure become a drag

And to clean the house and cook for him

Was not her kind of bag

She said he needed someone

Who would love and understand

Then she left him with that bottle in his hand

And the only thing I can count on now

Is this bottle in my hand

I know I'll never have to share it

Oh with any other man

And I'm so glad you introduced us

Oh I'll do the best I can

To be faithful to this bottle in my hand

Yes we'll be faithful to this bottle in our hand