Little Suzzie Shallow Throat

Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely

All the girls all made fun of her at school

'Cause no matter how she tried

She could not get a dick inside

Her shallow throat

Shallow throat

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big

Cucumbers and sausages

They just would not fit

She tried 'em all

The football team all tried to give her lessons

She practiced but she threw up on the coach

Not one man on the squad

Ever shot his wad in Susie's throat

Shallow throat

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big

Cucumbers and sausages

They just would not fit

She tried 'em all

The drum major was a boy named Slick

Who had a very little bitty dick

She licked it sucked and stroked it

'Til Slick thought she might choke

He never knew

She had a shallow throat

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big

Cucumbers and sausages

They just would not fit

She tried 'em all

She finally learned to deep throat after all

Since she met Slick she’s really had a ball

But Slick he’s kind of lonesome

With Susie and the kid

'Cause though his dick just fits her throat

Her pussy’s much too big