Speed Traps Weight Stations And Detour Signs

Speed traps and weight stations and detour signs

Are standin' between me and that baby o'mine

Well I'm two ton over fifty miles from that stateline

Speed traps and weigh stations and detour signs

I told that dock boss he was loadin' me too full

He told me you just drive it son don't worry what you have to pull

But that old dock boss don't have a baby like mine

And he don't have to worry bout crossin' that stateline

Speed traps and weight stations...

There's a hard hearted lawman that's a waitin' just for me

With a fistful of tickets that I don't wanna see

So I gotta find a backroad for this ol' rig o'mine

Cause I'd rather see my baby than that old judge any time

Speed traps and weight stations...

Yeah speed traps and weight stations...