Shake (Like a Lettuce Leaf)

Prawn cocktail black forest gateau

Eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco

This is opulent luxury

I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be

You keep your cordon bleu and your seedless grapes

You know where you can stick your brown eggs

I just want what every man wants

A nibble on your volauvents and a pint

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

Shake it till the slugs fall off

Just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

Shake it till the slugs fall off

I like simple things, meaty pies

I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried

Never could pronounce houderves

Cannot speak the language of love

I just want what every man wants

A nibble on your volauvents and a pint

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

Shake it till the slugs fall off

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

Shake it till the slugs fall off

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

Shake it till the slugs fall off

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

Shake it till the slugs fall off

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

Shake it till the slugs fall off

So just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf

Shake it till the slugs fall off