Counter-strike rap battle

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]

Smash through the gates of the nuclear plant

Not just some dudes in a van, we're going through with a plan

Maximum impact's the thing that we're after

We're gonna bring back the Big Bang

Disaster

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]

These guys are contriving a crime of the violentest type

We'll find them inside, we must deny them this crisis in time

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]

Christ, there are five, so be quiet and hide

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]

Because silence is vital when trying to surprise

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]

You want to die or survive in the prime of your life?

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]

Cause this moment your time to decide

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]

Get ready to open fire and fight

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]

But not 'til you spy the whites of their eyes

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]

Nice

Got him right in the side with a sawed-off

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]

Cripes

He well nigh blew my balls off

There's a sniper up high and we might be too late

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]

I'll provide cover fire

You try to escape

[chorus]

Yo, lock and then load

You're about to die

Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike

I said, lock and then load

You're about to die

Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]

Boom! Headshot

Fock your mom

Aaaaagh, you dropped the bomb!

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]

Mate what, come on

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]

Make your move

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]

Wait too long

Too late, you lose

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]

Not so fast, man

Watch when I throw this

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]

Holy crap! It's a flashbang!

Oh sh...!

I'll be laughing when you all die

Your number's up, M249

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]

Agh!

He's got the aforementioned gun!

Take cover, aim another grenade

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]

What the-?

I set us up the bomb

Several seconds and it's gone

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]

We'd better bloody run

They're wrecking it, come on

[Dave Brown/Terrorist]

Fancy a cocktail?

I can make a molotov

[Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist]

Agh!

This is gonna burn the hair on my bollock off!

[chorus]

Yo, lock and then load

You're about to die

Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike

I said, lock and then load

You're about to die

Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike