Mi Blenda

A Guinness and peanut

Me put inna me blender

Me a di champion

Fi all contender

And if she wanna be a

All girls say dem wah fi know

What kinda tings turn me on

Say dem wah fi know

What part of Kingston me born

Say dem wah fi know

The bling blings me have on

Say dem wah fi know

What kinda tings pop me corn

Real Rasta man to comeand sprinkle di lawn

And give her di cabin stabbing dem

From evenings to dawn, well all of the feminine

Gender mi warn take you like a tidal

A Guinness and peanut

Me put inna me blender

Me a di champion

Fi all contender

And if she wanna be a

Fan club member

I'm gonna give her

Something to remember

She need some strong backative

To keep her genitals warm

Position herself

Fi di show man perform

Guinness and peanut

It works like a charm

Professional works

And di show must go on

Somebody please ring di

Phat gyal alarm dem gyal yah so phat

Ah mus' e' phat gyal farm

Start separating the flowers from the thorns

And all a di queens from di pawns

A Guinness and peanut

Me put inna me blender

Me a di champion

Fi all contender

And if she wanna be a

Fan club member

I'm gonna give her

Something to remember

To how dem love me bad

A mus' e' bling me a bling

To how dem love me bad

A mus' di wine man a fling

To how dem love me bad

A mus' e' true man a king

To how dem love me bad

A mus' di tune man a sing

Well, how dem fight we so

A true dem nah get no wine

Well, how dem fight we so

A true dem nah get me time

Dem can't get a nickel

Dem can't get a dime

Dem can't get nuh

A Guinness and peanut

Me put inna me blender

Me a di champion

Fi all contender

And if she wanna be a

Fan club member

I'm gonna give her

Something to remember

Fan club member

I'm gonna give her

Something to remember

All girls say dem wah fi know

What kinda tings turn me on

Say dem wah fi know

What part of Kingston me born

Say dem wah fi know

The bling blings me have on

Say dem wah fi know

What kinda tings pop me corn

Real Rasta man to comeand sprinkle di lawn

And give her di cabin stabbing dem

From evenings to dawn, well all of the feminine

Gender mi warn take you like a tidal

A Guinness and peanut

Me put inna me blender

Me a di champion

Fi all contender

And if she wanna be a

Fan club member

I'm gonna give her

Something to remember

She need some strong backative

To keep her genitals warm

Position herself

Fi di show man perform

Guinness and peanut

It works like a charm

Professional works

And di show must go on

Somebody please ring di

Phat gyal alarm dem gyal yah so phat

Ah mus' e' phat gyal farm

Start separating the flowers from the thorns

And all a di queens from di pawns

A Guinness and peanut

Me put inna me blender

Me a di champion

Fi all contender

And if she wanna be a

Fan club member

I'm gonna give her

Something to remember

To how dem love me bad

A mus' e' bling me a bling

To how dem love me bad

A mus' di wine man a fling

To how dem love me bad

A mus' e' true man a king

To how dem love me bad

A mus' di tune man a sing

Well, how dem fight we so

A true dem nah get no wine

Well, how dem fight we so

A true dem nah get me time

Dem can't get a nickel

Dem can't get a dime

Dem can't get nuh

A Guinness and peanut

Me put inna me blender

Me a di champion

Fi all contender

And if she wanna be a

Fan club member

I'm gonna give her

Something to remember