Road kill

Rednecks, truck stop

Highway patrol, hog-slop

Mud-flaps, garth brooks

C/b/ radio and map books

So you walk right in like a nightmare

Nose rings and purple hair

Dumb cowboys need a thrill

They'd like to make you road kill

You don't know who might pull their gun

At the Truckadero, it's American fun

Come on and chow the slop

Just watch your back at the greasy truck-stop

Praise the lord! Got a gun rack!

A rebel flag, and a cold six pack!

Bible belt, good ol' boys

Don't like our punk rock noise

Local sheriff don't give bail

Kick your ass in the county jail

Too much crap! Too much hate!

Just can't wait for the interstate

You don't know who might pull their gun

At the Truckadero, it's American fun

Come on and chow the slop

Just watch your back at the greasy truck-stop

You don't know who might pull their gun

At the Truckadero, it's American fun

Come on and chow the slop

Just watch your back at the greasy truck-stop

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