M.C.T.F.D.

Middle class TV family daughter

Better watch, watch your father

It's time, time for his dinner

And you’re the blue ribbon winner

M.C.T.F.D. better watch your ass

M.C.T.F.D. your father's making a pass

He asks you mom, an' she says no

Asks your brother for a blow

Sees the dog, lets out a moan

Sees you, he starts to groan

M.C.T.F.D. better watch your ass

M.C.T.F.D. your father's making a pass

Middle class television family daughter

Better watch, watch your father

It's time, time for his dinner

And you’re the blue ribbon winner

M.C.T.F.D. better watch your ass

M.C.T.F.D. your father's making a pass

Middle class TV family daughter (4x)