If I were a redneck

If I were a redneck - All night long I’d kick some ass

If I were a redneck - All night long I’d shoot my gun

If I were a redneck - All night long I’d drive my truck

If I were a redneck - I’d pick your nose with my cowboy boots

I’d pick your nose with my cowboy boots

R-E-D-N-E-C-K, redneck-redneck

R-E-D-N-E-C-K, redneck

Well, if I were a redneck - I’d start a fight every Friday night

If I were a redneck - I’d get my kicks from beating my wife

If I were a redneck - I’d get more kicks from beating up fags

If I were a redneck - Being white trash is what I’d like

Being white trash is what I’d like

R-E-D-N-E-C-K, redneck-redneck

R-E-D-N-E-C-K, redneck

Redneck!

Let ‘em have it, boys!

Come on boys, I’ll kick your ass

Well, if I were a redneck - I’d keep Jack Daniels in the glove box

If I were a redneck - I’d get fucked up at the honky tonk

If I were a redneck - I’d have a rebel flag on my truck

If I were a redneck - I’d pray to God when I’m hungover

I’d pray to God when I’m hungover

R-E-D-N-E-C-K, redneck-redneck (6x)

Redneck-redneck