I am Canadian

Driving down Highway One

Just a little east of Saskatchewan

I pulled into a Husky truck stop

Ordered Canadian bacon and a pork chop

I grabbed some smokes and some beer to go

Kept driving through that prairie snow

It was a real blizzard

That’s OK, ain’t no desert lizard

Here’s why

I am - I am Canadian

And I love, I love, I love the northern wasteland

I am - I am Canadian

And we’re too cool - for Uncle Sam

So you better watch out and clear the track

Or I’ll knock you down and give you a whack

Just like Eddie Shack, we don’t take no crap

When it comes to trouble we got a knack

Here’s why

I am - I am Canadian

And I love, I love, I love the northern wasteland

I am - I am Canadian

And we’re too cool - for Uncle Sam

In fact, we’re freezing our asses off!

I am - I am Canadian

And I love, I love, I love the northern wasteland

I am - I am Canadian

We’re too cool - too cool for Uncle Sam

I am, I am, I am Canadian (4x)