So-So Gigolo

If you got the looks and if you got the goods

I suppose you could make it anywhere you want to get made

And you want to get laid

My model agent says you gots to get paid

You got a special gift

You can't just give it away for free

I don't give it up for free

And when my daddy calls asking how it's going on them streets

All I can say is

I'm not exactly a salesman, sure there's a product I'm selling

Oh-ho

Guess you could say I'm an actor, but acting's not what they're after-no not quite

Insured service is more popular here

More popular than acting or a modeling career

This city has quite the service in the street

Small town adonis hits the metropolis, brought down to his knees

Guess I'm a so-so gigolo, so-so gigolo

Every audition my agents commissions

Isn't so much an audition

So much as a job

I guess a job's a job

I thought if they just saw how bad I wanted the part

The very least they'd have to take pity on me

Hey! A word this city's never heard

So-so gigolo, so-so gigolo

So-so gigolo, so-so gigolo

So-so gigolo

I'm not exactly a salesman, sure there's a product I'm selling Oh-ho

So-so-so gigolo

Guess you could say I'm an actor, but acting's not what they're after