Sheep Farming in the Falklands

Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands

Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty's forces are coming

Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands

Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty's forces are coming

Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands

Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty's forces are coming

Fuck off to the Falklands for your sea-faring fun

Big man's jerk off dreamland, looking down the barrel of a gun

Friggin' in the riggin' another imperialist farce

Another page of British history to wipe the national arse

The royals donated Prince Andrew as a show of their support

Was it just luck the only ship that wasn't struck was the one on which he fought?

Three cheers for good old Andy, let's take a pic for his mum

And stick it up the royal, stick it up the royal, stick it up the royal album

Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands

Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty's forces are coming

Onward Thatcher's soldiers, it's your job to fight...