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As his sperm dripped from the rag

He felt used-used up-not so good

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He wondered what she'd look like in a bikini, or a nice dress

How she walked--why she'd done this thing

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He didn't think he'd like her too much-he wasn't too rich

She "liked older men" and "couldn't be tied down"

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She was plenty hot though, and she gave him a good stiff

So he shoved her under the mattress for later

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And he was feeling bad about this non-romance

So he shoved his thing back into his pants

And his sperm dripped from the rag

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