Tell The Girl

Well it looks like I'm a dumb ass, I dropped the ball again

'Cause the woman I love is pissed at me saying this has got to end

Now I tore it up late last night - got way too drunk, it's true

Can I somehow make it up to her? Is there anything I can do?

You've got to tell the girl you're sorry for anything you ever said

Tell the girl you're sorry for making her wish she was dead

Tell the girl your'e sorry for leaving her alone and cold

Tell the girl you're sorry for being such an asshole

So she tells me she's getting really really tired of the crap I tend to pull

Like showing up where she works naked covered in baby oil

Now I'm trying really hard, trying really hard, trying to keep my evil side in check

But sometimes you just gotta kick the cat and deal with what you get

Tell the girl you're sorry for being such a selfish jerk

Tell the girl you're sorry for not caring that the kitty got hurt

Tell the girl you're sorry 'cause the two of you still ain't wed

Tell the girl you're sorry for being such a shit head

I'll say I'm wrong

Will this take long?

No need for you to go on and on

I earn my keep

Just give me peace

I swear I love you

Let me sleep

Now it seems that I must apologize even though I think I'm right,

'cause lordy knows, hone, if I don't there will be no nookie tonight

So I slowly turn to the woman I love saying, "baby, baby, baby please"

Then I watch her smile and point to me saying, "Get down on your knees and..."

Tell the girl you're sorry for everything you never said

Tell the girl you're sorry for giving really lousy head

Tell the girl you're sorry for feelings you can never show

Tell the girl you're sorry for being such an asshole