Trashy Women

Well, I raised in a sophisticated kind of style

Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild

Mom and dad had a plan for me, it was debutantes and symphonies

But I like my music hot, I like my women wild

Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side

When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed

Too much lipstick and too much rouge

Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused

And I like my women just a little on the trashy side

Should've seen the looks on the faces of my dad and mom

When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom

They said, well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid

That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig

I said I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig

I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold

Yeah and I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold

Well, they say opposites attract, but I don't agree

I want a woman just as tacky as me

Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side