Spirit Lake

Sail away to Spirit Lake

Hurricane dream, waking windy

When you touched me in my blanky

Started screaming, "I'm still dreaming

Of my mama come and take me!"

Board me, I'll remember thee

With starry eyes and rosy cheeks

Lots of gold between the teeth

Stonewashed jeans and bloody knees

Chicken and fox in the tall, tall grass

Better run fast or they'll get your ass

Sleepy uncle angers you

By your skinny white ankles

The normal kids throw sticks at me

We eat popcorn and watch TV

Their mom smokes cigarettes

Wears short shorts, sportin' nicorette

Voice high-pitched and unspirit-like

Sail away to Spirit Lake