A.U.

A U Come outside

I'm fed up with you looking

Like the cat who got the cooking

I said A U

You and me outside

You've got the kind of face

The face of a git

And I really want to hit it

I said A U

You and me outside

Coz I've been watching you

Chatting up all the girls

And I'm fed up with you

And I've drunk enough

Someone's gonna get a slap tonight

Someone's gonna get whacked tonight

Someone's gonna get a smack tonight

From me

And it's gonna be you

A U You look like a poof

How loud do I shout it ?

Tell me what you're gonna do about it ?

A U You and me outside

You're a bloke who's heading for one

A real fist magnet if ever I saw one

A U You and me outside

I saw you kiss that girl

Over in the corner

It's not jealousy

It's just you and me

Someone's gonna get a slap tonight

Someone's gonna get whacked tonight

Someone's gonna get a smack tonight

From me

And it's gonna be you

You've got too much dosh, you're everything I hate

You talk all posh, you make me so irate

You're so cock sure, you're a liability

I told you before, it's not jealousy

It's not jealously

It's just you and me

Someone's gonna get a slap tonight

Someone's gonna get whacked tonight

Someone's gonna get a smack tonight

From me

And it's gonna be you