Willie's Got A Big Deck

Paula Jo Taylor/Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark Taylor Legacy Publishing (ASCAP)/ Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)

Whoa uh what time is it 6:30 in the morning my gosh...

WILLIE, Willie!!!

What are you doing over there?

Building the Taj Mahal?

It's Sunday morning!

It's 6:30!

Can't that wait till Monday?

What are you putting up over there a log cabin?

God I wish he'd move

Yeah

I bought a little house in a west side neighborhood

The girls came over to party life is good

Till Willie moved in next door and he's made my life a wreck

Now the girls are always over at Willie's cause Willie's got a big deck

WITH

A hot tub on it

And the girls really want it

There's a band playing and lots of thong bikinis

There's a barbeque grill in the corner and they're eatin' weenies

Check out the blonde on the hot tub ladder

I guess it just goes to show size does matter

Willie's got a big deck...

I decided to get some redecoratin done

I got some plants made sure they were well hung

I thought a long hot tanning bed might do the trick

But all I got was this tan and Willie's got a big deck

WITH

Hot babes on it

And they know how to flaunt it

In those itsy bittsy teeny weeny yellow dental floss bikinis

They're drinking frou frou drinks with umbrellas and they're burning tikis

Check out the twins on the hot tub ladder

I guess it just goes to show size does matter

Cause Willie's got a big deck

Well

If you can't beat 'em might as well join 'em

And that's exactly what I did

Now me and Big Willie and I are the best of friends

And some day I'm gonna be like him

Cause Willie's got a big deck

WITH

My tanning bed on it

And the girls really want it

The hot tub's bubbling over with thong bikinis

They're funnelin beer and sippin martinis

There's a nekkid redhead everybody's staring at her

Willie showed us all size does matter

Cause Willie's got a big deck

Hey you know mine might not be as big as Willie's but it's...uh...all I got...

You know I was thinking about adding on what do they call it?

Like an add-a-deck-tomy? Whew that's a lot of wood right there...

BIG DECK